by The Buff Jerk
What’s Up Loser! I know you’re reading this article now because you’re bored of being a skinny twiglet and want to do something about it. Am I right? Of course I’m right! You’ve ended up on this web page, haven’t you?!
You’ve probably been searching the net for a while now, trying to find a special, little known ’secret’ to gain muscle. Or a get big quick pill or powder. Well, let me tell you now – you need to quit being so pathetic and lazy and take some initiative. There are only two ’secrets’ to building muscle and I’ll tell you now as long as you promise not to tell anyone else…. Promise….? Okay then…. Are you ready….?? Eat right… and lift weights. THAT’S IT!
