Posts Tagged ‘hell’
Friday, May 22nd, 2009
I sat at my typewriter one night, making a futile attempt at catching up on reports. It seemed that either the phone was ringing or someone was walking in off the street, interrupting my train of thought. That’s the way it was in a small town, people would just stop in to chat. I just got rid of the last interruption and hit the keys a few times when the police radio came to life beside me. It was the Sheriff’s department dispatcher. A call reached their office regarding a disturbance at the Shell gas station on the east side of town. (more…)
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Sometimes police work requires a super-human effort to remain calm and professional. A partner and I responded to a domestic dispute. Female has packed all her belongings in large black plastic garbage bags, and she and the male are arguing intensely. The usual; who did what to whom, what belongs to who, etc. We try to calm the situation, but they are too focused on yelling at each other. Soon the male becomes concerned that the female may be taking his personal stuff, so he starts rummaging through the garbage bag-luggage. (more…)
Tags: belongings, dildo, domestic dispute, grabs, hell, human effort, luggage, personal stuff, plastic garbage bags, police work
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Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
by The Buff Jerk
What’s Up Loser! I know you’re reading this article now because you’re bored of being a skinny twiglet and want to do something about it. Am I right? Of course I’m right! You’ve ended up on this web page, haven’t you?!
You’ve probably been searching the net for a while now, trying to find a special, little known ’secret’ to gain muscle. Or a get big quick pill or powder. Well, let me tell you now – you need to quit being so pathetic and lazy and take some initiative. There are only two ’secrets’ to building muscle and I’ll tell you now as long as you promise not to tell anyone else…. Promise….? Okay then…. Are you ready….?? Eat right… and lift weights. THAT’S IT!
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Tags: advertising leaflet, body building program, building muscle, chicks, different companies, handful, hell, initiative, job, lame ass, little known secret, loser, pills, protein, sleep, Supplements, web page, weights
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